A minister told his congregation, ...

Indigenious · #1 (**permalink**) August 21st, 2008, 02:11 PM

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

rhymeNrain · #2 (**permalink**) August 30th, 2008, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Indigenious

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Cheers Mate !

elestor · #3 (**permalink**) October 28th, 2008, 10:13 PM

nice nice nice

elestor · #4 (**permalink**) November 1st, 2008, 10:22 AM

nice nice xD

nephentes · #5 (**permalink**) November 5th, 2008, 10:41 AM

:DDD very nice

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