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Hilarious Joke!?
One day, a man walked into a dentist's surgery and asked how much it would cost to extract a wisdom tooth."Forty quid," the dentist said."That's a ridiculous amount," the man said. "Isn't there a cheaper way?""Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to 30 pounds."<br />Looking annoyed, the man said, "That's still far too expensive!""Okay," said the dentist. "If I save on time and simply rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to 10 pounds.""Nope," moaned the man, "it's still too much.""Well," said the dentist finally, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it using pliers, I suppose I can knock the price down to a fiver.""Marvelous!" said the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday!<br />
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