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A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by ...
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been?
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man? ...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. ...
A police recruit was asked during the exam, ...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the ...
A mother has 3 girls, ...
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? ...
Three guys go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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The two most common things in universe are hydrogen and bureaucracy. ...
What did one lab rat say to the other? ...
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
Your mama is so stupid. ...
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. ...
This is Linux land. ...
During the Vietnam war, ...
Politicians are like diapers. ...
The young reporter thought long and hard. ...
Old software engineers never die, they just reboot. ...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...
I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one. ...
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. ...
Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal. ...
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, ...
A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage ...
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost? ...
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date. ...
A young man with a wild and multi- ...
Why were males created before females? ...
A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. ...
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. ...
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris. ...
How long is the average woman in labor? ...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, ...
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? ...
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? ...
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A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the ...
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? ...
Three men were taking a trip on a plane. ...
A minister told his congregation, ...
Your mama is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. ...
What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? ...
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? ...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound ...
What do prisoners use to call each other? ...
Why don't men cook at home? ...
A woman finds a genie's lamp. ...
There's a big conference of beer producers. ...
Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games? ...
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his ...
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. ...
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? ...
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? ...
Crime doesn't pay ... ...
How can you tell if your husband is dead? ...
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to ...
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? ...
Two lawyers are in a bank, ...
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. ...
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. ...
Vacationing in Hawaii, ...
Unix *is* user friendly. ...
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. ...
A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the ...
What's the difference between a violin and a viola? ...
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? ...
Although it is not common knowledge, ...
Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. ...
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. ...
You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. ...
What is the difference between God and a social worker? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch? ...
Why doesn't jesus play hockey? ...
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. ...
A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?" ...
Why does a penis have a hole in the end? ...
A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, ...
What's the difference between a blonde and your job? ...
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub? ...
How do you get a blonde on the roof? ...
What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common? ...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her ...
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. ...
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life. ...
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. ...
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...
Your mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. ...
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. ...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ...
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. ...
Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object. ...
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb? ...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, ...
A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. ...
It was a sunny Saturday morning, ...
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? ...
How do you save a man from drowning? ...
Your mama is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. ...
Your mama is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. ...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), ...
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. ...
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? ...
Physics Teacher: ...
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. ...
Two deaf people get married. ...
What did the circle say to the tangent line? ...
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? ...
When was the longest day in the Bible? ...
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. ...
Three convicts were on the way to prison. ...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? ...
The morning after an all-night honeymoon expert virtuoso performance in bed, ...
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, ...
One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. ...
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman. ...
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? ...
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? ...
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. ...
Unix *is* user friendly. ...
Programming is like sex: ...
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? ...
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon ...
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? ...
Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis. ...
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. ...
A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a ...
A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. ...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. ...
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. ...
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? ...
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. ...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" ...
I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? ...
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? ...
At the cocktail party, ...
Your mama is so fat, she has her own area code. ...
Speaking of airports in Germany, ...
Your mama is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", ...
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. ...
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. ...
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. ...
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? ...
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? ...
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? ...
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune? ...
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. ...
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his ...
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. ...
One fine morning in Eden, ...
Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: ...
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, ...
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. ...
An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. ...
If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to ...
Three men are trapped on an island. ...
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered ...
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, ...
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual ...
Woman: ...
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. ...
Computers are like air conditioners, ...
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall? ...
Chemist's last words ...
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. ...
What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room? ...
What is the most common pregnancy craving? ...
How do crazy people go through the forest? ...
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes blood baths. ...
What is the thinnest book in the world? ...
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her ...
A house, ...
An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair ...
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they ...
"Mr. ...
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. ...
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? ...
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. ...
Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ... ...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? ...
Your Mama is so fat. ...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? ...
A pastor, ...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. ...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? ...
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow ...
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. ...
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. ...
Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?" ...
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher." ...
A mortician was working late one night. ...
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? ...
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. ...
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? ...
Windows 95: The first program, having its best-before-date include in its name. ...
In a small town in the US, ...
A woman went to her doctor for advice. ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. ...
Never argue with an idiot. ...
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed. ...
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. ...
There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. ...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. ...
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. ...
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. ...
I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. ...
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ...
Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born? ...
This dog, ...
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. ...
Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. ...
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), ...
There was a fly looking at some food in a river. ...
A man had his credit card stolen. ...
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? ...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? ...
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? ...
How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? ...
What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? ...
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
In days of old, ...
Having just moved into his new office, ...
Why do men like love at first sight? ...
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? ...
A young businessman had just started his own firm. ...
An older, ...
Your mama is so poor, ...
One day, ...
Your mama is so fat, ...
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? ...
To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. ...
What did God say after creating Adam? ...
At a session with a marriage counselor, ...
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. ...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, ...
What's the difference between a man and a parrot? ...
A doctor, ...
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? ...
Your mama is so fat, ...