Jokes [Archive] - Page 19

A house, ...
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? ...
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? ...
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into ...
Windows 95: The first program, having its best-before-date include in its name. ...
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men's ...
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. ...
Your mama is so poor, ...
A woman, ...
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), ...
Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security ...
Single women claim that all the good men are married, ...
Meeting rules for managers: ...
There was once a young man who, ...
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. ...
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune? ...
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. ...
Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?" ...
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? ...
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? ...
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted". ...
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. ...
A man is lost. He decides to stop and ask for directions at a farm. ...
There are four kinds of sex: ...
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. ...
Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software? ...
Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. ...
Son: "Daddy, ...
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short ...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. ...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, ...
Woman: ...
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. ...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, ...
What did the circle say to the tangent line? ...
What do you call a sheep with no legs? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ...
Physics Teacher: ...
We try to keep him out of the kitchen. ...
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. ...
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. ...
Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: ...
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please". ...
Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, ...
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. ...
Three convicts were on the way to prison. ...
A lonely frog, ...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go ...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ...
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? ...
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? ...
A house, ...
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? ...
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into ...
Windows 95: The first program, having its best-before-date include in its name. ...
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men's ...
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. ...
Your mama is so poor, ...
A woman, ...
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), ...
Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security ...
Single women claim that all the good men are married, ...
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? ...
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? ...
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? ...
Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade. ...
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, ...
What's the definition of suspicion?
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ...
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. ...
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. ...
What is the difference between men and government bonds? ...
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? ...
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" ...
A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. ...
Remember, ...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into ...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. ...
How do you get a blonde on the roof? ...
Sam: "Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?" ...
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? ...
How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb? ...
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, ...
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. ...
At the cocktail party, ...
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? ...
Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ... ...
Rab addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, ...
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? ...
A man is lost. He decides to stop and ask for directions at a farm. ...
There are four kinds of sex: ...
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? ...
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? ...
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What do you do with 365 used condoms? ...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound ...
This is Linux land. ...
A panda walks into a burger joint, ...
In days of old, ...
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual ...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father ...
There are no disabled people. ...
Do you know what the death rate around here is? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ...
Mr. ...
Computer games don't affect kids. ...
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. ...
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? ...
Why did Michael Jackson call "Boys to Men"? ...
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? ...
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? ...
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? ...
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? ...
Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade. ...
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, ...
What's the definition of suspicion?
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ...
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. ...
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. ...
What is the difference between men and government bonds? ...
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? ...
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" ...
A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?
Remember, ...
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. ...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into ...
If a man is alone in the forest, ...
What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick? ...
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each ...
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. ...
How does a man take a bubble bath? ...
Why don't men cook at home? ...
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? ...
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What do you do with 365 used condoms? ...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound ...
This is Linux land. ...
A panda walks into a burger joint, ...
In days of old, ...
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual ...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father ...
There are no disabled people. ...
Do you know what the death rate around here is? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ...
Mr. ...
Computer games don't affect kids. ...
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. ...
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? ...
Why did Michael Jackson call "Boys to Men"? ...
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? ...
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? ...
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? ...
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? ...
Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade. ...
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, ...
What's the definition of suspicion?
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ...
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. ...
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. ...
What is the difference between men and government bonds? ...
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? ...
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? ...
Your mama is so fat. ...
A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several ...
At an army training camp in Florida, ...
Computers are like air conditioners, ...
The young reporter thought long and hard. ...
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. ...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? ...
A pilot is flying a small, ...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light . ...
A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the ...
If a man is alone in the forest, ...
What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick? ...
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each ...
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. ...
How does a man take a bubble bath? ...
Why don't men cook at home? ...
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? ...
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? ...
What not to say to the nice policeman: ...
What do you do with 365 used condoms? ...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound ...
This is Linux land. ...
A panda walks into a burger joint, ...
In days of old, ...
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual ...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father ...
There are no disabled people. ...
Do you know what the death rate around here is? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ...
Computer games don't affect kids. ...
Mr. ...
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. ...
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? ...
Why did Michael Jackson call "Boys to Men"? ...
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? ...
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? ...
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? ...
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb? ...
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? ...
Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade. ...
How do you save a drowning lawyer? ...
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? ...
Rules of the lab ...
What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans? ...
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? ...
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, ...
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. ...
A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them ...
How long is the average woman in labor? ...
Your mama is so stupid. ...
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her ...
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, ...
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, ...
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? ...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? ...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), ...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. ...
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? ...
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? ...
Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. ...
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John? ...
What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky? ...
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice " . ...